lundi 21 mars 2011

Tunisian Revolution summary

In memory of my father, one of the most inspirer person , and the Tunisian Martyrs   


And yes, despite the time where mediocrity was erected in the principal value of modern humans, the unthinkable has occurred.
 
I confess I could not believe it.
 
Tunisia has finally said "Dégage"(mean: emerges, leave, go out)  to Ben Ali after a 23-year reign during which he made us enjoy its sophisticated taste for purple, number 7 and the Village People (especially the police of course).
 

The wind of freedom has finally blown over an unimportant country and there is barely a month interest only class tourists who were destitute European snapped his painfully earned a few euros in hotels all inclusive club where they drink Celtia (local beer) at will while their wives were being screwed by the GO.
 
Today Tunisia interests everyone: journalists, sociologists, experts in geopolitics, the exiled opposition, the Islamists obscurantist (exiles as well) ... and shook some: Arab dictators prostate and pro-static reckless EU ministers during their holidays, diplomats blind Israeli political ...
 
Why this fear? Because this spontaneous revolution is contagious and spreads like wildfire to neighboring countries whose regimes share certain "qualities" with former Tunisian regime.
 
This contagion should obviously be put to the credit of social networks that have played a major role in the Revolution of Jasmine. And indeed, while some splashed gasoline to the fire and spunk that others were holes in the skin under the bullets of the police, had some ass screwed on their chairs and surfing on Facebook and Twitter ( yes I know me too). The role of these in the dissemination of information (in the absence of journalists, including removal of the testicles date before 1987) is well established. It is for this reason that many call the first revolution Revolution 2.0.
 


This article is a tribute to the revolutionary web which I will draw up the typology. Beware, it will hurt.

1) The Crazed : It is completely terrorized by what is happening. Connected to both Al Jazeera, France 24 and on Facebook, he jumps at the slightest noise in his yard and screams his terror on Facebook: "O Sekouuuuuuuuuuuur they are in my Garden !!!!!!!!". You will notice that beyond the syntax "creative" in this sentence, you can really ask for its usefulness in full curfew. Especially a person really in danger is more likely to use his phone as his Facebook status.

 
2) Witness


The cousin of a close friend of the great aunt of a former office mate of the brother of his former neighbor had witnessed a terrible scene at the Bizerte highway. He tells us in detail in a note often called "TREE DENGEREUXXXX" and cites its source by daring to describe it as reliable. As for the syntax again unfortunate, I prefer to put it on the account of the overwhelming emotion of the moment.


 
3) The "SETIFA" Special Envoy In Tunisia from abroad


He is Tunisian, is now home from work, he is in Paris, Montreal and elsewhere, it has stuck its smartphone and we sincerely ask what his sources that he allows himself to write "very carefuldangerous: A stolen ambulance at the Hospital Charles Nicole is currently heading Ennasser II with militiamen on board who shoot at anything that moves! "Be careful !!!!!". How accurate incredible for someone who is probably in a tunnel between Charles de Gaulle-Etoile and George V!


 
4) The Serial-Shareur GP


After the infamous January 14, he decided to share everything that is shared and that a report from near and far with the Revolution: videos, texts, articles, warnings, music videos ... etc.. Everything goes by without any consistency. Kicking a trash can you get the same result as going to his Facebook profile. It is the largest contributor to the general hysteria that even sometimes, by dint of sharing anything he publishes videos dating back 3 or 4 years, believing they illustrate current events or very recent.


 
5) The serial-shareur gore


Her specialty? Share home videos the bloodiest. Those in which we watch pretty closely mangled corpses or people who get killed.Is more violent, the more sharing and spreading terror quietly sprinkled a bit of hatred. We must forgive him. After all this revolution is probably the only exciting thing happened to him in life.
 
6) The serial-shareur anti-Geneva Convention



He often thirst for justice. So he enjoys sharing videos of arrests of senior officials of the former regime and pushes up to the vice screenshots faces of suspected militiamen for broadcast on the internet. He especially likes the videos of public lynching.

 
7) The indecent


His sense of observation is not his greatest quality, it continues to publish videos of Shakira and the Black Eyed Peace, Eve photos and articles like "Was that too with a sore back in his chair Office "while his compatriots are being shot like rabbits.


 
8) The neo-FACEBOOKer


He fifties and joined Facebook after January 14. Realizing the magnitude of revolt on the internet that information channels were not necessarily the most reliable media and his 9 year old son permanently online was more aware of the situation, he hasdecided to join the web by typing directly into the serial-shareur general category.


 
9) The "9aléb vista" or "Ze Jacket Turner" 



This is the worst in-between. Before January 14, he proudly counted among his Facebook contacts Imed Trabelsi * and Sakhr El Materi-** (yes, I know ... but I will not say who). He also came to be a fan of Ben Ali. After Jan. 14, he is quick to erase those annoying and wife relationship the revolutionary movement by posting humorous videos on his former friends.

 
10) The Brave



It's a rare person. For him, the revolt began long before the Internet on January 14 and sometimes even before December 17 (day of the death of Mohamed Bouazizi). He shared information about the abuses of Ben Ali in using Facebook, Twitter or blogs to alert the world. He sang songs and created a comic anti-Ben Ali. All this in the greatest indifference. He preached in the desert at the peril of his life. Sometimes he was tortured, arrested, intimidated, went after his family ... Today, some of these brave finally got the recognition they deserve, one of them even became Secretary of State, while others remain anonymous.To them I want to pay tribute.

 
Imed Trabelsi *: or Mohamed Imed Trabelsi. 2 Facebook profiles but a single thief Yacht. A thought for a time it was Tony Montana, the street showed him that he was the nephew of the hairdresser.Sakhr El Materi-**: famous "angel in the sky" (see his website) who does not believe in Santa but prefers to believe his stepfather.Unlike Mohamed Bouazizi, he never had the slightest degree.

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